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原帖由 黑山老妖 于 2007-9-24 13:20 发表
I think this is a fake... Easily!
2007 Australian Citizenship test
1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term "died in the arrse"?
A) My car died in the arrse (broke down) – B) Coming first in a running race and then just died in the arrse? (ran out of breath)
2. What is a ?bloody little beauty??
Just received a gift that you really like & you say “you bloody little beauty” (something you really like)
3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?
No – Chuck is just “verb” which means a word used to show that an action is taking place. “I’m having a sickie.”
“I’m having a spaz”, “I must do a U-ey”
4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."
Any Aussie that talks like this needs to be shot!!! But anyway it all means,
Arvo = Afternoon, Chrissy = Christmas, Relos = Relatives, Barbie = Barbeque, Bevvies = Alcoholic drink like beer, Snags = sausages, Pressies = Presents, Scoffed = eat a lot of food quickly, Drained a few tinnies = Drank Beer, Mum did her block = got angry, Barney = Argument, & Biffo = Punch up / fight.
5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
Who cares – more rubbish slag. Macca, Chooka and Wanger = Nick names, Surfers = Surfers Paradise in Queensland,
6. Complete the following sentences:
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ?
Knocking
b) You're going home in the back of a ?
Paddy wagon
c) Fair crack of the ?
Whip
7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
(I’m sick of writing this ISO tank manual and am very tired)
8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
(Wedgie is when your underpants are pulled up as high as someone can pull them up).
9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
"up on blocks" = On stands for repairs.
10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?
don't know the taste like?
11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
Mince meet & onion.
12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
Tim Tam = Chocolate biscuit.
13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?
Bloke = Man
14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?
Pav = Pavlova - which is a dessert,
15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
Can be either but the host will tell you. If nothing is said eat your own meat.
16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
Beetroot
17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?
don't know
18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"?
"prang a car" = (Have an accident whilst doing) "circle work" (Wheel spinning whilst going around in circles)
19. Who would you like to crack on to?
crack on to = ask someone out on a date or dinner then sleep with. (Opposite sex is a must)
20. Who is the most Australian:
Kevin "Bloody" Wilson = Aussie comedian, John "True Blue" Williamson True Blue = True Aussie through and through), Kylie Minogue = Aussie singer or Warnie = Ex - Aussie cricket player?
21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?
Mates = friends
22. What does ?sinkin piss at a mates joint and getten para? mean?
Getting very drunk at friends place (para = paralytic)
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